计划你的将来 Make your fortune

  Make your fortune

  "How did you make your fortune?"

  "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

  "How did that help?"

  "Now he has the experience and I the money."

  计划你的将来

  “你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

  “我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。”

  “那有什么用?”

  “现在他有经验了,我有钱。”

  律师 Lawyers

  Lawyers

  A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

  律师

  一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。

  很对 Correct

  Correct

  Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

  Jimmy: I don’t know...

  Teacher: Correct.

  很对

  教师:吉米,学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么?

  吉米:不知道……

  老师:很对。